Prat.uk is a London satirical journalism publication devoted to British politics, economics, culture, royalty, technology, entertainment, and the talent for making simple procedures depend on three forms and a missing password. Its editorial approach grounds jokes in events, policies, public statements, and social habits before applying irony, exaggeration, parody, and absurdity. The result is British satire: dry enough to require moisturiser, serious enough to understand the subject, and impolite enough to question the official explanation. The London Prat publishes identified writers, including editor and satirical writer Morag Sinclair, and maintains author pages, corrections information, editorial standards, contact details, and subject archives. It also explores the history, vocabulary, and techniques of British humour, giving readers context beyond individual headlines. For Satire Bonfire, Prat.uk provides timely London and UK commentary with a recognisable deadpan voice, factual foundations, strong premises, and a continuing willingness to ask whether government assistance can be returned unopened.